Stuff

Well, hello there. It's so nice to see you. Oh me? Well, I just thought we'd have a nice conversation.

So.... what would you like to talk about?

Oh? Really? Yes, that's fine. No, I enjoy olives with hollandaise sauce too.

She said your hair looks whack? Maybe if you didn't mat your nappy hair-fro you wouldn't be getting static from the cowards.

Do you think Barack Obama has a nice face? Oh, I suppose I do too. He seems so young, yet fiercesome at the same time. No, I didn't vote for him. Well, shame on you too.

The airspeed velocity of an unladed swallow.... do you mean African or European?

Ok, ok, ok! Enough with the questions... I feel like you're smothering me. No, no, it's ok I still enjoy your company. Oh now, come on I'll make you a ham and cheese sandwich. You're allergic to ham? I didn't know that was possible. How about just a grilled cheese sandwich? Ok, that works fine with me.

So what do you do for a living anyway? Livestock plumbing analyst? What does that entail? Lots of poop... oh... I guess I should have guessed. Ha ha, yep I bet it is a crappy job sometimes. Ohh.. chuckle.

Well, here's your grilled cheese sandwich. What am I having? Oh I just put in some leftover hummus and curry chicken from last night's annual Indian Appreciation dinner at church. Yes, Rakshid is doing fine. Yep, still working for Dell from home.

Oh man, look at the time! I just became a bowling referee and there's a tournament I have to officiate for the Geriatrics for Bowling club. It was great talking with you too! Yes, you can just lock up whenever you're done. No, please don't use my phone. No, please stop crying! No, don't bend over in the fetal position on the ground. No, I do love you, just as a friend. I do appreciate the beauty in humanity! Yes, I am sympathetic towards vegetarians! I really must go now, we can talk later.